Shit CJ Has Bent

This is what happens when inanimate objects have the audacity to exist anywhere near my friend CJ while he is drunk. Everything posted was bent or destroyed with his hands, tools of any kind were never used. enjoy the pictures but dont ever let him punch you in the face.
Can’t Stop! Wont Stop!

Can’t Stop! Wont Stop!

CJ bending an industrial nail while driving his truck at 69 mph!!!

CJ bending an industrial nail while driving his truck at 69 mph!!!

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Screwdriver can’t get to that hard to reach screw…Bend It!

Screwdriver can’t get to that hard to reach screw…Bend It!

CJ’s attempt at eating the worlds largest tater tot.

CJ’s attempt at eating the worlds largest tater tot.

“Well carbon and aluminum is for mary’s that stuff bent pretty easy, but I couldn’t bend the main tubes of the resilient k-mart steel! I will do my self inposed bending penance, bend 10 nails in the time it takes to listen to Brothers of Metal by Manowar.” -CJ

“Well carbon and aluminum is for mary’s that stuff bent pretty easy, but I couldn’t bend the main tubes of the resilient k-mart steel! I will do my self inposed bending penance, bend 10 nails in the time it takes to listen to Brothers of Metal by Manowar.”

-CJ

So here come the bent frames, if you think you’ve got bikes or parts that CJ can’t defeat email me and maybe we can arrange a documented attempt.

So here come the bent frames, if you think you’ve got bikes or parts that CJ can’t defeat email me and maybe we can arrange a documented attempt.

Nothing is bent but I think it gets the point across.

Nothing is bent but I think it gets the point across.